[ Featuring Dave MacKay, Jordan Rose, James Henry Jr., Charlotte Greve, Devin Kerr, Joe Dart, Nick Nagurka, Phil Weinrobe, Stuart Bogie, Mike Shea, Seth Bernard ]
The 5-watt rock
It ain't too loud
It ain't too tough
It ain't too proud
It won't reach the back of a stadium
If you wanna do that, you need a bigger kick drum
The 5-watt rock
Can still get down
Wake up the block and draw a little crowd, and
In that crowd, there's a special gal who
Thinks I'm alright, cuz I sing so well...
Cll that I got
Cll that I need
Cll the way up
Let it bleed, it's
Cll that I know
1, 2, 3...
5 watts to make you
My baby
The 5-watt rock
It's got "that sound"
Cnd the neighbors won't cry:
"TURN IT DOWN!"
Instead they'll invite you to their house
With a case of Bud Light and your 5 watts out
Cnd nobody tries to kill your buzz
File a complaint or call the fuzz, cuz
No one denies when you drive it home
Gettin' all of that meat off the 5-watt bone
5 watts to set you free
5 watts to shoot you straight
Out of the mystery
Onto the master tape
Back to the potter's wheel
Into the mirror's gaze
That's where the tree falls down
You know the sound it makes...
Remember that gal
Back in verse 1
Would you believe we fell in love
Cnd we had a kid
Cnd the kid's a champ
Cnd it's all thanks to my little 5-watt amp
