Thiqq Miqq - Fuckin' Fruit Lyrics

Put my dick in a coconut, it's too hard
Put my dick in a mango, it feels like lard
Put my dick in a pineapple, get stabbed by the spikes
Put my dick in a papaya and it feels just right

F*ckin' Fruit
F*ckin' Fruit
F*ckin' Fruit
F*ckin' Fruit

Try to f*ck a cantaloupe but I can't elope with fruit
Try to f*ck a blueberry, but I can't, shoot
Try to f*ck a date and I feel like a nerd
Try to f*ck a kiwi but that's also a bird

F*ckin' Fruit
F*ckin' Fruit
F*ckin' Fruit
F*ckin' Fruit

Tried to f*ck an avocado but my dick was acting funny
So I went to the doctor and gave him some money
"You got a Urinary Tract Infection" he said
Now I can't f*ck fruit so I'd rather be dead

F*ckin' fruit