Merry Christmas bitches
We wish you a merry Thiqqmass
We wish you a merry Thiqqmass
We wish you a merry Thiqqmass
And a hap- (terrifying shriek of death)
Santa is riding it up on his sleigh
Riding some dick with an elf who is gay
He's three feet tall and ready to bone
Delivering presents, delivering loads
Santa is four hundred pounds in a red suit
He's got seven inch heels on his boots
He cums in the chimney
That's a double entendre
Merry Christmas
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