Thirstie Alley - ChubbyBack Lyrics

My doctor told me the other day
That if I don't eat healthier
I'm gonna die
So
I ate him

(Ozempic)
(Ozempic)
(Ozempic...)

I'm bringing Chubby back
(What)
Them skinny bitches
Just don't got no back
(Rolls)

You know I'm sexy
That includes my fat
(Yeah)
So come on over
Key's under the mat
(Take 'em to the fridge)

Hungry babe
(Uh-huh)
I'll eat your groceries
It's what I crave
(Uh-huh)

Put food inside me
I'm a microwave
(Uh-huh)
Just don't dare ask me
How much I weigh
(Open up the fridge)

Heavy cream
(Go heavy go)
Calories
(Go heavy go)

So thirsty
(Go heavy go)
Dessert's on me
(Go heavy go)

Take a seat
(Go heavy go)
Lick my peach
(Go heavy go)

Eat for free
(Go heavy go)
Chef Boyardee
(Go heavy go)

Sit on me
(Go heavy go)
I'll sit on you
(Go heavy go)

Beef ragu
(Go heavy go)
Hot fondue
(Go heavy go)

Le Cordon Bleu
(Go heavy go)
Barbecue
(Go heavy go)

Is she type 2
(Ozempic)
She's type 2

I'm bringing Chubby back
(Yeah)
You look delicious
I'ma suck your strap
(What?)
My tummy bounces
When you f*ck my ass
(Oh)
I know you want it
But don't come too fast
(Put it in the fridge)

Thirsty babe
(Yeah)
I grew these titties
Why's your mouth agape
(Yeah)
Their names are push-up bra
And packing tape
(Yeah)
Chubby chasers
Give me mayonnaise
(Take 'em to the fridge)

Eat up gays
(Go heavy go)
Honey glaze
(Go heavy go)

Creme brulee
(Go heavy go)
Cheese flambe
(Go heavy go)

Make me yell
(Go heavy go)
Caramel
(Go heavy go)

Candy shell
(Go heavy go)
Sugar spell
(Go heavy go)

Your turn now
(Go heavy go)
Pussy meow
(Go heavy go)

Sweet and sour
(Go heavy go)
Golden shower
(Go heavy go)

So taboo
(Go heavy go)
Let her through
(Go heavy go)

Is she type 2
(pre-diabetes)
She's type 2

You hungry
(Yeah)
You hungry
(Yeah)
You hungry
(Yes)

Yeah duh

I'm bringing Chubby back
(Yeah)
I f*cked your dad last night
And that's a fact
(sure did)
Yeah I'm your mommy now
A MILF a snack
(Yeah)
My doctor thinks I'll have
A heart attack
(Open up the fridge)

Thicker thighs
(Go heavy go)
BMI
(Go heavy go)

Key lime pie
(Go heavy go)
Gratify
(Go heavy go)

Sugar sweet
(Go heavy go)
Deli meat
(Go heavy go)

Good to eat
(Go heavy go)
Have a treat
(Go heavy go)

Buttered ham
(Go heavy go)
Rack of lamb
(Go heavy go)

Candied yams
(Go heavy go)
Teddie grams
(Go heavy go)

Berry blue
(Go heavy go)
Candy chew
(Go heavy go)

Is she type 2
(pre-diabetes)
She's type 2

Actually
Diabetes is not very funny
It's the 8th leading cause of death
In the United States
And according to the CDC
Roughly 38 million US citizens
Live with diabetes
And 1 in 5
Don't even know they have it

Furthermore
About 98 million US adults
Well over a third
Including me
Have pre-diabetes
And more than 8 in 10
Don't know it

In the last few decades
Diabetes diagnoses
Have more than doubled
As the American population
Has become More overweight
Or obese

You're gonna die