Oh Mr Haversham don't sell me a soggy biscuit
(No don't sell me soggy biscuits)
I'll get by just fine with a circle of my friends
(Yes I'll get by with a circle of my friends)
We'll stand around thinking
Of Marilyn Monroe scissoring
(And make soggy biscuits all on our own)
And make soggy biscuits all on our own
Yum yum yum
Soggy biscuits!
Oh Mr Haversham don't sell me a rusty trombone
(Don't sell me rusty trombones)
I'll get by just fine with a line of my friends
(yes I'll get by with a line of my friends)
We'll take it in turns
To eat and get beat
And play rusty trombones on our own
(and play rusty trombones on our own)
Yum yum yum yum
Rusty trombones on our own
Yum yum yum
Rusty trombones
But oh Mr Habersham if you feel all on your own
(No don't feel alone)
You can come for a visit
Eat our soggy biscuit
And I'll play your rusty trombone
(Yes I will)
Yum yum yum yum
Rusty trombone
Yum yum yum yum
Mr Haversham's rusty trombone
Yum yum yum yum
Mr Haversham's rusty trombone
Yum yum yum yum
Mr Haversham's rusty trombone
Yum yum yum yum
Mr Haversham's rusty trombone