It's not a laughing matter
This comedy of decay
Mcdonald's Hollywood manufacture
Sweetness machines today
Sometimes they lie and tell the old how young they are
It's like you're going in a waiter and coming back a star
And I believe the machine can give me whatever I wish for
And the machine can bring me love and if I want, all-out war
The tool to end all frustration
It's digital, it's divine
Put your faith in machines that promise a good time
I got my dream machine
It transmits twittering tones
You know with Sweetness Machines, you never feel alone
And I believe the machine can give me whatever I wish for
And the machine can bring me love and, if I want, all-out war
Oh and I believe, I believe the machine
Can give me whatever I wish for
And the machine can give me love
And if I want, oh and if I want, all-out war
I believe the machine can give me whatever I wish for
And the machine can bring me love
And if I want, and if I want, all-out war