[ Featuring the Evil Computer ]
I love Christmas but not as much as I love sarcasm
All the children, I love every single one
With snot filled noses
They can hardly wait for Christmas to begin
I can't wait to see it end
It's the good guy in the end who always gets the lump of coal
All the Christmas cheer, it makes me queasy
And I'm not that good at small talk
I don't care what everyone got
They don't want to hear what I got
They're too numb with cheer to care
I act miserable 'cause I am
It's the good guy in the end who always gets the lump of coal
