[ Featuring the Evil Computer ]
That's why I can't have nice things
That's why I can't have nice things
It makes me sad
That's why I can't have nice things
That's why I can't have nice things
It makes me sad
I miss a step
I hear a crack
I take one back
And crouch to check
And everything
I've owned to date
I smash and break
So sometimes I get sad
That's why I can't have nice things
That's why I can't have nice things
It makes me sad
That's why I can't have nice things
That's why I can't have nice things
It makes me sad
That's why I can't have nice things
That's why I can't have nice things
It makes me...
It makes me sad
That's why I can't have nice things
That's why I can't have nice things
It makes me sad
That's why I can't have nice things
That's why I can't have nice things
It makes me sad
