Took you to the ball game
Took you to the first string
Put you on the A-team
Thought you were the real thing
Center of the whole scene
Award winning acting
If you could fake on me
You could fake anything
Crazy what you do these days
To be someone you used to hate
Well anyway
Congratulations on your new paid friends
Your new fake friends
"Oh my gosh I'd love to play spades" friends
Your new yes men
Your new best friends
Fly around the world inside your plane friends
Sit court side
Drinks on ice
VIP in a suit and tie
Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh
Got the cutest IG pics, with you props, oh I mean, kids
Oh you really did it big, oh you really did
Oh you really did it big
Your friends make lame joke but you're laughing like they're funny
You're goin in debt now, just to look like you've got money
Crazy what you do these days
To be someone you used to hate
Well anyway
Congratulations on your new paid friends
Your new fake friends
"Oh my gosh I'd love to play spades" friends
Your new yes men
Your new best friends
Fly around the world inside your plane friends
Sit court side
Drinks on ice
VIP in a suit and tie
Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh
Congratulations on your new paid friends
Your new fake friends
"Oh my gosh I'd love to play spades" friends
Your new yes men
Your new best friends
Fly around the world inside your plane friends
Sit court side
Drinks on ice
VIP in a suit and tie
Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh