WE'VE BEEN WORKING ALL WEEK|AND WE FINALLY MADE IT TO THE WEEKEND|WE'RE BARLEY ON OUR FEET|AND WE FEEL LIKE JUMPING OFF THE DEEP END|I HAD A COUPLE BEERS AND OUR BACK STILL HURT|WE'LL HAVE A COUPLE MORE AND IF THAT DON'T WORK'WE'LL|START POURIN WHISKEY ON IT|IT SURE FEELS BETTER DON'T IT |SET EM UP AGAIN DOG GONE IT|FOR THESE FRIENDS OF MINE|PRETTY SOON WE'LL ALL BE LAUGHIN|TALKING BOUT THE FUN WE'RE HAVIN|IT SURE FEELS BETTER DON'T IT|WHEN YOU START POURIN WHISKEY ON|OLE JOE IS USUALLY SITS IN THE CORNER|BUT HE'S FINALLY UP DANCING|HE'S TALKING IT UP TRYIN TO LINE UP A LITTLE ROMANCIN|WITH THAT LITTLE BARBIE AT THE BAR|WHOSE NEVER LOOKED AT HIM TWICE|BUT CRAZY THINGS CAN HAPPEN WITH A TALL GLASS OF ICE|WHEN YOU'||CHORUS||IF YOU HAVE HEART ACHE OR A GOOD DAY GONE SOUTH|BREAK A BOTTLE AND OPEN YOUR MOUTH|AND START'.||CHORUS