You've got county fried chicken on the east side
You've got yuppified chicken on the west side
You've got ten dirty things you've got to decide
You've got a record with Burpo on the B side
You've got a bunch of bad news you've gotta tell me
A bunch of junk mail you've got to send to me
You betray yourself and then you betray me,
You done them chickens wrong
You've got calcifies corridors for entrails
You've got god and the devil in the details
You've got the boys from Damascus And Estonia
And secret reasons to live in California
You've got underground gardens up in Fresno
The oysters in San Luis Obispo
Paul Chesney singing the calypso
You done them chickens wrong
You've got Queen Califa's magic circle
Michael row your boat just like Erkle
You've cool and you're bad with a beard like Ahab
You done them chickens wrong
You've got a bunch of bad news you want to tell me
A bunch of junk mail you want to send to me
You betray yourself and then you betray me
You done them chickens wrong