[ Featuring Frederick-The-Great "Mister Entertainment" ]
Give Me A Spot Light! Give Me A Song!
Down By The Foot Lights, Where I Belong!
Mister Conductor, Give Me Some Beats,
I'm Gonna Wow 'Em Out Of Their Seats!
MISTER EMTERTAINMENT IS MY NAME!
SINGING, DANCING, ACTING IS MY GAME!
TRICKS OF MAGIC, JUG'LING, EATING OBJECTS SET-AFLAME!
MISTER ENTERTAINMENT IS MY NAME!
Great Entertainer Is My Fame!
Lighted Marquees Proclaim The Same!
I knock 'Em Dead! I Kill 'Em! I Stop The Show!
Just Say "You're On" I'm Set To Go!
MISTER ENTERTAINMENT IS MY NAME!
SINGING, DANCING, ACTING IS MY GAME!
TRICKS OF MAGIC, JUG'LING, EATING OBJECT SET-AFLAME!
MISTER ENTERTAIMENT IS MY NAME!
I'm Known From Maine To Frisco Bay!
I've Played Chicago To L.A.!
I've Played In Op'ra Houses From Coasts To Coasts!
Without An Empty Seat I Boast!
MISTER ENTERTAINMENT IS MY NAME!
SINGING, DANCING, ACTING IS MY GAME!
TRICKS OF MAGIC, JUG'LING, EATING OBJECTS SET-AFLAME!
MISTER ENTERTAINMENT IS MY NAME!
I've Played The Circus And The Fairs,
I've Walked The High Wires, Danced With Bears!
I've Been The Bearded Lady, Best That They Had!
The Thing I've Never Been Is Bad!
MISTER ENTERTAINMENT IS MY NAME!
SINGING, DANCING, ACTING IS MY GAME!
TRICKS OF MAGIC, JUG'LING, EATING OBJECTS SET-AFLAME!
MISTER ENTERTAINMENT IS MY NAME!
MISTER ENTERTAINMENT IS MY NAME!
SINGING, DANCING, ACTING IS MY GAME!
TRICKS OF MAGIC, JUG-LING, EATING OBKJECTS SET-AFLAME!
MISTER ENTERTAINMENT IS MY NAME!
MISTER ENTERTAINMENT IS MY NAME!