[ Featuring Frederick-The-Great "Mister Entertainment" ]
Just When You Think You've Seen And Heard It All,
Just When You're Sure There's Nothing New About,
Just When You Know You Can't Be Shocked Or Startled Anymore,
Guess Who Is In The Wings And Coming Out?
IT'S QUEENIE! IT'S QUEENIE! THE QUEEN OF THE SHOW!
IT'S QUEENIE! IT'S QUEENIE! AS SOMEONE YOU KNOW!
MISS DAVIS, OR HEPBURN, OR EVEN MONROE!
IT'S QUEENIE! IT'S QUEENIE! HE'S QUEEN OF THE SHOW!
Just When You Think You've Figured It All Out,
Just When You're Sure You're Seeing What You See,
She'll Disappear And Come Back As Another Star You Know,
Surprise! Surprise! Guess Who She's Gonna Be?
IT'S QUEENIE! IT'S QUEENIE! THE QUEEN OF THE SHOW!
IT'S QUEENIE! IT'S QUEENIE! AS SOMEONE YOU KNOW!
JOAN CRAWFORD, LIZ TAYLOR, PERHAPS JACKIE O'!
IT'S QUEENIE! IT'S QUEENIE! HE'S QUEEN OF THE SHOW!
Just When You're Certain There's Not Any More,
You've Got That Knowing Look That Says She's Through.
OH NO! She's Not, For What She's Got Is Sizzling Hot You'll See,
Her Best Impersonation's Yet To Be!
IT'S QUEENIE! IT'S QUEENIE! THE QUEEN OF THE SHOW!
IT'S QUEENIE! IT'S QUEENIE! AS SOMEONE YOU KNOW!
JOAN RIVERS, OR LIZA, LEONA! OH NO!
IT'S QUEENIE, IT'S QUEENIE, HE'S QUEEN OF THE SHOW!
IT'S QUEENIE! IT'S QUEENIE! THE QUEEN OF THE SHOW!
IT'S QUEENIE! IT'S QUEENIE! AS SOMEONE YOU KNOW!
BENEATH ALL THAT MAKE-UP AND ALL SET TO GO!
IT'S QUEENIE! IT'S QUEENIE! HE'S QUEEN OF THE SHOW!
IT'S QUEENIE! IT'S QUEENIE! IT'S QUEENIE!
IT'S QUEENIE! THE QUEEN OF THE SHOW!