[ Featuring Frederick-The-Great "Mister Entertainment" ]
With the grease paint on and all dressed up to kill 'em,
All the house lights dimmed and music set to thrill 'em,
Curtain time is here, the stage hands cold with fear,
All our magic on the stage will now appear!
WE'LL JUST RAZZLE DAZZLE 'EM, EVEN HOCUS-POCUS 'EM,
TAKE 'EM BY SURPRISE AND BE A HIT!
WE WILL BE SPECTACULAR! THEY WILL KNOW EXACULAR!
WE'LL PUT ON A SHOW THEY'LL NEVER FORGET!
Money rolling in! Contracts flowing in!
With our names in lights all shining on Broadway!
Famous everywhere! Crowds all want us there!
WE'LL BE NUMBER ONE WHEREVER WE PLAY!
WE'LL JUST RAZZLE DAZZLE 'EM, EVEN HOCUS-POCUS 'EM,
TAKE 'EM BY SURPRISE AND BE A HIT!
WE WILL BE SPECTACULAR! THEY WILL KNOW EXACULAR!
WE'LL PUT ON A SHOW THEY'LL NEVER FORGET!
Signing autographs on our photographs!
Everywhere we go there's pushing and shoving!
Flowers every night! Bowing with delight,
Fans all filled with awe and plenty of loving!
WE'LL JUST RAZZLE DAZZLE 'EM,
TAKE 'EM BY SURPRISE AND BE A HIT!
WE WILL BE SPECTACULAR! THEY WILL KNOW EXACULAR!
WE'LL PUT ON A SHOW THEY'LL NEVER FORGET!
Keep those footlights on! 'Til our spotlight's gone,
We'll bring down the house you better believe it!
All the critics say, we know how to play,
We're the center of it all 'till we leave it! YES!
WE'LL JUST RAZZLE DAZZLE 'EM,
TAKE 'EM BY SURPRISE AND BE A HIT!
WE WILL BE SPECTACULAR! THEY WILL KNOW EXACULAR!
WE'LL PUT ON A SHOW THEY'LL NEVER FORGET!
WE'LL JUST RAZZLE DAZZLE 'EM! RAZZLE DAZZLE 'EM!
WITH OUR NAME IN A WHITE HOT SPOT LIGHT ON BROADWAY!