Timmy Needs Violence - 45 Lyrics

They had a nine hundred million dollar cost overrun,
On these stupid electric catapults that didn't work.
They had almost a billion dollar cost overrun on the magnetic elevators.
Think of it. Magnets.
Now all I know about magnets is this:
Give me a glass of water,
Let me drop it on the magnets.
That's the end of the magnets.

I know words! I have the best words!
Hannibal Lecter!
Covfefe!
Witch hunt!
Rigged election!
I hate Taylor Swift!

What would happen if the boat sank from its weight,
And you're in the boat and you have this tremendously powerful battery?
The battery is now underwater
And there's a shark that's approximately 10 yards over there.
Do I get electrocuted if the boat is sinking?
Water goes over the battery.
The boat is sinking.
Do I stay on top of the boat and get electrocuted?
Or do I jump over by the shark
And not get electrocuted?

I know words! I have the best words!
Hannibal Lecter!
Covfefe!
Witch hunt!
Rigged election!
I hate Taylor Swift!

What they have done to our country,
By allowing these millions and millions of people to come into our country.
And look at what's happening to the towns all over the United States.
And a lot of towns don't want to talk.
Not going to be Aurora or Springfield.
A lot of towns don't want to talk about it, Because they're so embarrassed by it.
In Springfield, they're eating the dogs.
The people that came in.
They're eating the cats.
They're eating.
They're eating the pets of the people that live there.
And this is what's happening in our country.
And it's a shame.

I know words! I have the best words!
Hannibal Lecter!
Covfefe!
Witch hunt!
Rigged election!
I hate Taylor Swift!

You have millions of gallons of water
Pouring down from the north,
With the snow caps and Canada,
And all pouring down.
And they have essentially,
A very large faucet,
And you turn the faucet,
And it takes one day to turn it.
And it's massive.
It's as big as the wall of that building right there behind you.
And you turn that,
And all of that water goes aimlessly into the Pacific.
And if you turned it back,
All of that water would come right down here,
And right into Los Angeles.

I have concepts of a plan.

You know what uranium is, right?
It's this thing called nuclear weapons.
And other things.
Like lots of things are done with uranium.
Including some bad things.
But nobody talks about that.

I know words! I have the best words!
Hannibal Lecter!
Covfefe!
Witch hunt!
Rigged election!
I hate Taylor Swift!

If you have a windmill anywhere near your house,
Congratulations!
Your house just went down 75 percent in value.
And they say the noise causes cancer.

I know words! I have the best words!
Hannibal Lector!
Coe fee fey!
Witch hunt!
Rigged election!
I hate Taylor Swift!

Person.
Woman.
Man.
Camera.
T.V.