The Royal Baby Machine Video (MV)

People are dying
But just ignore that
There's a new addition
To the ruling class
Worth billions
And they'll make you happy
And they think of you
When they fill up their nappy

Softly sleeping in their royal crib
And spilling caviar down their royal bib
But don't get angry at that royal kid
You bought the papers
You know what you did

You joined the Royal
Baby Machine
Yes it's the Royal
Baby Machine
The Royal
Baby Machine
Yes it's the Royal Baby Machine

The princess abandoned all her hopes and her dreams
Can't talk to her Mum unless she CC's the Queen
But don't feel sorry
For her newfound power
She happily rented a flat atop a dragon-infested
Tower

She joined the Royal
Baby Machine
Yes it's the Royal
Baby Machine
The Royal
Baby Machine
Yes it's the Royal Baby Machine

You joined the Royal
Baby Machine
Yes it's the Royal
Baby Machine
The Royal
Baby Machine
Yes it's the Royal Baby Machine

And it's the Royal Baby Machine
And she's the Royal Baby Machine
And you're the Royal Baby Machine
And I'm the Royal Baby Machine