Energy vampires, energy vampires oh oh
Energy vampires
Stay far far away from me
I don't have a dollar to lend you see
So stay far far away from me
Steamroll good intentions
Think we've learned a lesson here
Fake a force-fed detriment
Hypochondriac
Fish for praise, fantastical
Hypochondriac
The parasite feeds tonight
The parasite feeds tonight
Luggage is full, don't need a broken back
I'd lend you a dollar if I knew you'd pay me back
I don't have rays to shine you see
So stay far far away from me
Steamroll good intentions
Think we've learned a lesson here
Do we get our hazard pay
Hypochondriac
Eggshell walk of infamy
Hypochondriac
The parasite feeds tonight
The parasite feeds tonight
Luggage is full, don't need a broken back
I'd lend you a dollar if I knew you'd pay me back
I don't have rays to shine you see
So stay far far away from me
Crafting cardboard monuments
Distort reality
Swindling the puppet strings
Bending to your needs
You're such an edgy vampire
Where did you get that cape
Sticks and stones
My, your fangs have grown
Your brain is bursting out your ears
Puncture wounds
Elaborate ruse
Anemic, bruised
And down three pints
And we're all uninsured as f*ck
Energy vampires
Stay far far away from me
A thousand souls more worthy
You'll never steal our precious energy