Pat me on the back
And tell me to wear mittens
It happened once before
I knew you were not kiddin'
Oh oh oh I'm in a hurry don't you know
So pat me on the back
And say you are my sister
Whatever comes to pass
I will always be with you
Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh
Takes a tiny amount of effort
Not to be a shitty person
Tiny amount of effort
Not to be a shitty person
Takes a tiny amount of effort
Not to be a shitty person
Tiny amount of effort, tiny amount of effort
Ooh
So pat me on the back and tell me not to litter
Not careful with my things the past it rings so bitter
Oh oh oh
Time just isn't on my team
So pat me on the back and say you are my family
Whatever comes to pass I want you to be happy
Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh
Such a tiny amount of effort
Not to be a shitty person
Tiny amount of effort
Not to be a shitty person
Takes a tiny amount of effort
Not to be a shitty person
Tiny amount of effort, tiny amount of effort
Ooh
If I tried to stay in one place
It would surely end so poorly
If I tried to stay in one place
It would surely end so poorly
I've got so many books to read
I've got so many books to read
Such a tiny amount of effort
Not to be a shitty person
Tiny amount of effort
Not to be a shitty person
Takes a tiny amount of effort
Not to be (a) shitty (person)
Tiny amount of effort, tiny amount of effort
Ooh
So pat me on the back
And tell me to remember
Too many irons in the fire
Can't win by being clever
Oh oh oh oh, even the strongest legs get tired
So pat me on the back
And say you are my sister
Whatever comes to pass
I will always be with you
Oh oh oh oh
Still got lots of seeds to sow