S is one half g t squared
P v equals n r t
K E is one half m v squared
And T is 2 times the square root of L over g
I try my level best
And I cram for ev'ry test
And I do all my work without delaying
I'm certainly not lazy
But I think I'll soon go crazy
'Cause I don't understand a word he's saying
I hope they overlook this course
For why I ever took this course
Will always be a mystery to me
But still I wish I knew
Just what the dean will do