I wish I caught you in the nick of time
But I didn't as usual
You were sweet and lovely and oh so kind
It's in your attitude
I see you with her and she's so nice
But you're wasted on her
When there's something twice as good
I wish I could share my thoughts with you, you
Café Man, Café Man
What does it take to take a café man?
Café Man, I'm sweet on you
But I'm always too shy to tell you
I may feel a slight buzz
But you don't see me that way
I'll take you as you are
But don't hate me as I am
Café Man
I try not to home-wreck good old love
Between beautiful people
But I'm so lonely all the time
And I always think of you
You don't pick the people you love
They just come with some help from up above
Am I a bad seed or is something broken inside?
Café Man, Café Man
What does it take to bag a café man?
Café Man, I'm sweet on you
But I'm always too shy to tell you
I may feel a slight buzz
But you don't see me that way
I'll take you as you are
But don't hate me as I am
Café Man
If you weren't taken
I'd take you on a date
But for now I'll do nothing
Just wait
Sadly wait
Café Man, Café Man
What does it take to bag a café man?
Café Man, I'm sweet on you
But I'm always too shy to tell you
I may feel a slight buzz
But you don't see me that way
I'll take you as you are
But don't hate me as I am
Café Man
Café
Café Man, I'm sweet on you
But I'm always too shy to tell you
I may feel a slight buzz
But you don't see me that way
I'll take you as you are
But don't hate me as I am
Café Man