I was walking down the road doing nothing the best I can
When this cat leans out the window and he shouts down hey man
Come and have some juice boy and come and have some fun
You can come and join the party it's only just begun
I thought what the heck and I went up to his room
I couldn't believe my eyes as I stared into the gloom
An actress blowing Santa Claus while rolling on the floor
And a snake called Bert oh he's very alert
Kept coming back for more
When the time was six o'clock and everyone had gone
'Cept a lion and a rhino and a rabbit in the john
So I put on my boots my gloves my coat and hat
And said goodbye to everyone and they said goodbye back