Tori Martin - The Kmart Closed (In Our Hometown) Lyrics

The Kmart Closed in My Hometown

Yesterday we lost a good un
So mama whipped up some banana pudding
Had PBR's in the yard and a real good cry
Then we started reminiscing
Bout stuff we would be missing
Mama said nothing hit her like that since Elvis died
Now where we gonna get our Aquanet
Where the good old boys gonna sit and spit
While their wives are inside dishing dirt
Trying to make the blue light special first
What I wouldn't give for a buggy with a wobbly wheel right now Since the Kmart closed in our hometown
I'm gonna miss those crowded sale racks And if you cut the tags, they cut us slack
It's a round here policy cause it ain't no crime I'm gonna miss Miss Clark the greeter
I never met a woman sweeter
The preacher said she got saved r ight on aisle nine Yeah I heard that in the checkout line
Where we gonna get our Aquanet
Where the good old boys gonna sit and spit
While their wives are inside dishing dirt
Trying to make the blue light special first
What I wouldn't give for a buggy with a wobbly wheel right now Since the Kmart closed in our hometown
The truth is it ain't about the clairol number 249
No we never really cared if Big K didn't evolve with the times We like our small town vibe
So where we gonna get our Aquanet
Where the good old boys gonna sit and spit While their wives are inside dishing dirt Trying to make the blue light special first

What I wouldn't give for a buggy with a wobbly wheel right now Guess we're all kinda gettin' the short end of the deal and how
Since the Kmart closed
Since the Kmart closed
Yeah the Kmart closed in our home town

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