When we go out she's as quiet as a mouse
But that all changes when we get back to the house
She lets her hair down and kicks off her Docs
And when it comes to morals, all bets are off
For such a quiet girl, she sure likes it rough
For such a little thing, she's sure f*cking tough
She can throw a punch as well as you or I
And last time she choked me I thought I'd f*cking die
Out on the street, she's my little geek
But in the bedroom, she's my super freak
She takes my hand, and leads me to sin
And sometimes she's dressed up like Harley Quinn
For such a quiet girl, she sure likes it rough
For such a little thing, she's sure f*cking tough
She can throw a punch as well as you or I
And last time she choked me I thought I'd f*cking die
When Halloween comes around she doesn't buy the standard fare
She'd rather build a costume, that will give you nightmares
Maybe a zombie fetus, or Norman Bates' mom in a thong
Anything to make you say "Well that's just f*cking wrong!"
She's like a zombie, eatin' at my brain
Cuz she's all I think about, it's driving me insane
She's a living drug dancing in the moonlight
And I need to get my fix, morning, noon, and night
For such a quiet girl, she sure likes it rough
For such a little thing, she's sure f*cking tough
She can throw a punch as well as you or I
And last time she choked me I thought I'd f*cking die