T-Pain - Hoes And Ladies Lyrics

[Hook: Smoke/T-Pain]
And if you give a f*ck
That'cha friends stuck up
And she don't wanna mess up her hair
And if you wanna f*ck
Like I wanna f*ck
Put'cha muthaf*cking hands in the air
I'm on five-hour energy
Nuvo and Hennessy
So what'cha do lil baby
(Now all my ladies in the house say hoe
And all my hoes in the house say ladies)

[Verse 1: T-Pain]
Pizzle!
I'm so considerate I never quit a bitch (noooo)
No matter how many niggas hit or how many dicks she licked
I please that clitoris I give her a kiss and shit
When other niggas don't stay long enough they get the digits and SPLIT!
If ain't nobody telling you that you are pretty
That's just because you are and they do not want to admit it (damn)
Look at all that ass you ain't got to have titties
At least you part of the itty bitty titty committee really?
You goin let em style on you or you can let em talk
Hop up in this Lamborghini baby go on let em walk
Stop hanging round them stupid bitches you'd be better off
Them hoes dirty birds, Atlanta Hawks
Go wear them granny draws
Matter of fact go put that dress on and don't wear any draws and come sit on Santy Claus
We can take some pictures with the islands in the back drop
Or we can go to PC but you'll still be my laptop

[Hook: Smoke/T-Pain]
And if you give a f*ck
That'cha friends stuck up
And she don't wanna mess up her hair
And if you wanna f*ck
Like I wanna f*ck
Put'cha muthaf*cking hands in the air
I'm on five-hour energy
Nuvo and Hennessy
So what'cha do lil baby
(Now all my ladies in the house say hoe
And all my hoes in the house say ladies)

[Verse 2: Lil Wayne]
Ah-hem
Kiss her on the thigh make her pussy hole cry
They say number don't lie, let's try 69
Kiss her on her lips make her pussy hole drip
She can't even walk to the bathroom she gotta skip
Kiss her on thercheek, make her pussy lips speak
Now she pulling on my locks, kiss thou Sheek, ha
Kiss her on her breasts, east and west
And then I go south and clean up my mess, ha
No stop signs, no red lights
She put on a show, no stage fright
And then I f*ck her right, and she say f*cking right
She climb on top that mountain and ride that mountain bike
She keep it nice and wet like Armor All
She keep a close shave like barber sole
But all in all she's just Weezy baby

[Hook x2: Smoke/T-Pain]
And if you give a f*ck
That'cha friends stuck up
And she don't wanna mess up her hair
And if you wanna f*ck
Like I wanna f*ck
Put'cha muthaf*cking hands in the air
I'm on five-hour energy
Nuvo and Hennessy
So what'cha do lil baby
(Now all my ladies in the house say hoe
And all my hoes in the house say ladies)

Now all my ladies in the house say hoe
And all my hoes in the house say ladies