Here's the deal. There comes a time
In your life when you gotta be a man.
Do what's right. When it comes to
Transportation for the greater
Good, it's up to you.
Here's what I'm doing.
I'm riding in my new minivan
It makes me feel like a real man
This big thing floats like a dream
When I'm rolling on fifteens
I'm riding in my new minivan
I get to make big travel plans
One trip and you understand
Now everybody do the minivan
Do the minivan
Peel and stick family on the back windshield
Drop the whole team at the baseball field
Seats fold down and they come out
Load 'em all up boy and girl scout
Individual climate control
Front is hot and the back is cold
DVD movie in the back of my seat
Keeping kids busy is a real nice treat
And quite a feat
I'm riding in my new minivan
It makes me feel like a real man
This big thing floats like a dream
When I'm rolling on fifteens
I'm riding in my new minivan
I get to make big travel plans
One trip and you understand
Now everybody do the minivan
Do the minivan
The minivan... minivan...
Minivan... minivan... minivan
I used to give minivan such a bad rap
'Til I had no choice now I take it all back
Sittin' right here I'll take a stand
It feels real hip to be a family man
Now your two seat ride may be nice and sweet
But it got no room for a booster seat
How you gonna drop the kids off to school
Without a minivan man it just ain't cool
But I'm cool
Riding in my new minivan
It makes me feel like a real man
This big thing floats like a dream
When I'm rolling on fifteens
I'm riding in my new minivan
I get to make big travel plans
One trip and you understand
Now everybody do the minivan
Do the minivan
The minivan... minivan...
Minivan... minivan... minivan
Minivan... minivan...
Minivan... minivan... minivan
Awe yeah. Insert make and model minivan
Right here. Song's up for sale. About to
Go in the classifieds. First come. First ride
Whoo! Let's go! Minivan!