There was This Couple named
Jack and Sadie
Well they were together for 3 years
Happy as can be
Well one night they got caught up
With The Wrong People
Their heads were cut off and then
Rolled on The Table
Their minds were corrupted
And they did not know what to do
They signed The Big Red Man's Contract
Just know that that could be you
Well Dave and Veronica
Were on their honeymoon
They did not know that it would
End so soon
An accident on The Lower Deck
Revealed that
And there lied Veronica's Dead Body
Dave's mind was corrupted
And he did not know why
He signed The Big Red Man's Contract
And now he's gonna die
Well Matt and Jeff were The Gay Couple that moved
Up the street
They did not know The Move Would be their defeat
Well Matt got freaky with The Dirty Neighbor Wife
And Jeff got with The Husband Under a knife
Well, their minds
Were corrupted
And they did not so much as Weep
Everyone knew on Their Journey
That they would be
Bound to cheat
And it's neat!
Well everybody!
Well don't you know The Moral Of The Story
It's that all humans are inherently neutral
But we can do good deeds to willingly stay away
From that
It's by doing good deeds as
Good people!
Because, your mind does not have to be corrupted
And you now know what
Not to do
Just know that all of "These Little Stories"
Just know that they
Could come true
And be you, yeah!
Well that's it
That's the last of The Lyrics I guess
Oh Yeah! Go Peace