Once upon a time it was drop it like it's hot
Now when I move, it's snap, crackle and pop
That's the Golden Girl Blues, that's the Golden Girl Blues
Just keep on living, that's the Golden Girl Blues
When you're looking for your glasses, you look under the bed
They fall on the floor right off of your head
That's the Golden Girl Blues, that's the Golden Girl Blues
Just keep on living, that's the Golden Girl Blues
Wait a minute now when its late at night and you can't sleep
You ain't got nobody to rub your feet
That's the Golden Girl Blues, that's the Golden Girl Blues
Just keep on living, that's the Golden Girl Blues
Aww yea
Oh, when you can't find your teeth
And you got the blues
Walkin' in a daze lookin' all confused
That's the Golden Girl Blues, that's the Golden Girl Blues
Just keep on living, that's the Golden Girl Blues
One more thang, listen
When you lookin' for something you misplaced
And what you're lookin' for is right in your face
That's the Golden Girl Blues, that's the Golden Girl Blues
Just keep on living, that's the Golden Girl Blues
Oh, when you talk every day to your best friend
Tell em the same story over and over again
That's the Golden Girl Blues, that's the Golden Girl Blues
Just keep on living, that's the Golden Girl Blues
Now wait a minute, hold up now
I forgot what I was whisperin'
Now what did I come in here for
Oh baby, did I take my meds
Somebody tell me what urged him this time, did I put it in the fridge
Why didn't I put that egg in that cornbread, cuz it sure ain't right
Where my Golden Girls at? Raise your right hand up in the air y'all and show your hands sister, hold on
Look, give them Ole Mabel, say she gone back it up long as she able
And Ole Betty say she ready
That's the Golden Girl Blues, that's the Golden Girl Blues
Just keep on livin' that's the Golden Girl Blues