Waiting for corporate Santa to come and save me
Cause I'm not quite happy though I'm never this happy at all
I fall and digress, I'm just really kind of a mess this time of year
I know It's considered quite selfish when I want everything on my list
So just call me a klepto, get on with the shopping
I'm my own favorite kind of entitled
Don't make me say I don't want to pay for my own car or my health coverage
So I'll just complain
It's ok, I'll get over it
Tell me I won't without therapy
I'm f*cking annoyed
And get the hell out of my face and in my place
Cause I Don't Plan
To overstay these American Holidays