I just want an M16
On the hood of my truck
I just want a rocket launcher
For huntin' ducks
Gimme some grenades
So I can kill some deer
All I need is a flamethrower
And a can of cold beer
Yeah yeah yeah
I'm fully loaded
Shot a horse today
And left it bloated
That's just the way it goes
When it's your turn nobody knows
Rest In Peace that horse
It's body exploded
I just want a tactical nuke
On the back of my Ford
I just want a missile launcher
And a samurai sword
Need some brass knuckles
So I can kill some deer
All I want is some ninja stars
And a can of cold beer
Yeah yeah yeah
I'm fully loaded
Shot a horse today
And left it bloated
That's just the way it goes
When it's your turn nobody knows
Rest In Peace that horse
It's body exploded
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When it's your turn nobody knows
Rest In Peace that horse