Tuskers - Older Sadder Fatter Lyrics

When I laugh I leak piss, ass prolapsed and on the fritz
Can't go a day without getting older, sadder, fatter, wiser
I'm no heart all tits, stretch marks from big dumb kids
Ain't gone a day without getting older, sadder, fatter, wiser

Yeah I got a sweet tooth for time, oh the king's disease is mine
A golden age cast before swine, running down the clock with a steak knife
Ducking my own fate, ducking my own fate

Wasting away in my prime, withered on the vine
A lust for life lived at a crawl
Living with the question on my mind, wide awake, late at night
How come I don't chase the ball anymore?

Dead cat bounce from gig to gig, in an early grave if I fits I sits
Can't find much appeal in the getting older, sadder, fatter, wiser
I saw a busy man get fed to pigs, they ate the FitBit clean off his wrist
Never tracked a day that I didn't get older, sadder, fatter, fatter

Yeah I got a sweet tooth for time, oh the king's disease is mine
A golden age cast before swine, running down the clock with a steak knife
Ducking my own fate ducking my own fate

Wasting away in my prime, withered on the vine
A lust for life lived at a crawl
Living with the question on my mind, wide awake, late at night
How come I don't chase the ball anymore?
Wasting away in my prime, withered on the vine
A lust for life lived at a crawl
Living with the question on my mind, wide awake, late at night
How come I don't chase the ball anymore?