You know the kind of guy who does nothing but bad things and then wonders why his life sucks?
Well, that was me
Every time something good happened to me
Something bad was always waiting around the corner:
Karma.
That's when I realized that I had to change
So, I made a list of everything bad I've ever done
And one by one I'm gonna make up for all my mistakes
I'm just trying to be a better person
My name is Earl