Tom Slick Theme Song Lyrics

Tom Slick.
Tom Slick.
Let me tell you why,
He's the best of all good guys.

Tom Slick
Tom Slick
In the thunderbolt grease slapper once he's on your tail
He won't quit because you know there's no such word as fail to
Tom Slick
Tom Slick!

[Thanks to dtallent, cecilchristian for correcting these lyrics]