(One, two, three, four)
I called you 'Mr Perfect'
We got on like a house on fire
Until you burned it down
You'd tell me all about politics
I'd do my makeup just to sit with you on FaceTime
You said I'm pretty but you lied
You tell me things I just wanna hear
Wish you'd say something sincere
But I'd take sweet nothings over nothing at all
You only ever said forever on the backs of all your meaningless Valentine cards
And, whatever, guess I'm better off without you 'cus you not loving me was breaking my heart
And I know that we had all our problems
But you can't expect me to just solve 'em
'Mr Perfect', oh, so worth it, weren't you?
Long distance hurt for me
But I bet you liked the double life
Kissing other girls in the dead of night (ah-ah-ah-ah-ah)
You called me the best woman alive (ah-ah)
I liked your jokes, your smile and compliments at tea-time
I bragged to my friends 'He's mine!'
You tell me things I just wanna hear
Wish you'd say something sincere
But I'd take sweet nothings over nothing at all
You only ever said forever on the backs of all your meaningless Valentine cards
And, whatever, guess I'm better off without you 'cus you not loving me was breaking my heart
And I know that we had all our problems
But you can't expect me to just solve 'em
'Mr Perfect', oh, so worth it, weren't you?
I spent months of my life crying over a guy who only loved me on email and that
Makes me over-emotional, full of delusion and nowhere-near-normal
I say things with hyperbole because I love way too quickly
Now I know you're not perfect
You're mean and you're worthless
You hurt me when
You only ever said forever on the backs of all your meaningless Valentine cards
And, whatever, guess I'm better off without you 'cus you not loving me was breaking my heart
And I know that we had all our problems
But you can't expect me to just solve 'em
'Mr Perfect', oh, so worth it, weren't you?