Uncle Outrage - Cross-dresser Lyrics

I don't want to dress in girls' clothes 'cause I'm a boy.
Why do you make me dress in girls' clothes?
I'm a boy and should dress in boys' clothes.
Transvestite, transvestite.
You're not girls, you are guys.
All the boys are dressed like girls
And all the girls are dressed like boys
I don't see the point of this
Why is this considered fun.

I like tiny dogs,
And I like it when you fall.
I like tiny dogs,
Stick them in the wall.
I hate you all, I hate you all,
I hate you all, I hate you all,

Where'd you learn to walk in heels?
Dressing wrong, is that appealing?
Do I understand it?
No!