Ulf Lexcarington - Video Kid (LAN Anthem) Lyrics

My eyes are locked
My fingers hurt
The joystick has a glitch
But I can take the boss out baby

My skin is pale
My thumbs are sore
My RAM is running low
I haven't slept for days
I'm fighting
Monsters
Dragons
I'm vitamin deficient
But I'm finishing my quest
I'm fighting
Goblins
Phantoms
I spend my time behind the screen but
I'm not hiding I'm alive

I'm a defender of this world
I crypto-smash the code
A hero I'm a video-o-kid
And, some people call me nerd
But nerds will rule the world
A hero I'm a video-o-kid

I lock my door
I strike the keys
A backdoor's not a secret
And no system is secure

My room is warm
The Jolt is flat
Miss Fox is pixelated
Achievement is unlocked
I'm fighting
Monsters
Dragons
I'm vitamin deficient
But I'm finishing my quest
I'm fighting
Goblins
Phantoms
I spend my time behind the screen but
I'm not hiding I'm alive

I'm a defender of this world
I crypto-smash the code
A hero I'm a video-o-kid
And, some people call me nerd
But nerds will rule the world
A hero I'm a video-o-kid