Got a bible in one hand, book of mormon in the other
Looking for you, your mother or your brother
Comes to your door and says
"Have you heard the news?"
How many times you gotta tell him
You dont want him around
How many times you gotta tell him
Not picking up what hes putting down
His tie is clipped on straight
Shirt is ironed perfectly white
Doesnt kiss, doesnt hold hands
Saving himself for matrimony
Have you heard the good news, have you read the book?
Jesus christ is looking for you
Got a second to take a look?
Got a bible in one hand book of mormon in the other
Looking for you, your mother or your brother
Comes to your door and says
"Have you heard the news?"
How many times you gotta tell him
You dont want him around
How many times you gotta tell him
Not picking up what hes putting down