The Upper Tunist - The Villain Lyrics

I'm a real live villain that's reserving a page
I've got this underground palace it's a pimped out cave
There's posters of the cities I strive to put in the ground
Whoever writes history better jot this down

I've been planning for years to take the universe
Allowed myself to marvel at all of my work
The trophy room has a couple of things
I gotta piece of Lady Liberty an some green guys ring

I'm a real live villain that takes the small stuff in
Usually the public peg me as a piece of shit
Though I don't take it to villainous heart
Annihilated spaces are my works of art

And if you didn't have me
You wouldn't recognize light
The villain is the star of most nights

A good day for a villain is concocting a scheme
I go out recruiting so my chaos breeds
An aye it isn't suitin to show them the lair
Yeah we meet up on this rooftop sometimes Gordie's there

And to be a good villain you master dropping the crumb
Yeah these friendly vigilantes you whistle they come
My kind of whistle is n explosion on main
And a orchestra of sirens from the fire brigade

And if you didn't have me
You wouldn't recognize light
The villain is the star of most nights

To be a real Villain and fund this place
Keep up with those who'd avenge with taste
I got a Crypto night a couple hundred screens
And I'm selling off Bits and buyin up the police

And I've been a villain ever since birth
Don't ask me bout my parents ya their square and it hurts
I remember smoking at the age of nine
Hanging in this junkyard smashing stuff all the time

An I'm Getting on up in my villainous age
And I look around at this pimped out cave
It'll eventually become the place of my death
I might aswell get out and quit while I'm ahead

And if you didn't have me
You wouldn't recognize light
The villain is the star of most nights
And if you didn't have me
You wouldn't recognize light
The villain is the star of most nights
And if you didn't have me
You wouldn't recognize light
The villain is the star