Plaid shirts in the backyard, we pre drinkin' way too hard
"Hey everybody, it's time to leave!"
See me stumble through Clovey streets
Well the whole town's got open liquor (Drank)
24 pack for the family dinner (Uhh)
We see the line as we rollin' up
I got vodka mixed in my slurpee cup (Damn)
We approach the front, security
Points at me and says "Bag please"
So they take my bag and they look inside
Two pepsi bottles no need to hide!
He unscrewed the cap, took a whiff
Laughed at me and poured out my shit
So they kicked me out, had to hop a fence
I lost all my friends, let the night begin
Liquor in my lemonade, it's a good time
I got girls on my mind cuz it's Rodeo time
Police on my back like I commited a crime
I got girls on my mind cuz it's Rodeo time
Cops starin' at ya, gotta act natural
Ripped my pants on the fence - FUCK
Bought a ride pass but I didn't even use it
Now I got no cash left - ahh FUCK
Then I see my friends just found a couple cowgirls
Shorts with the white boots, now I got my hands full
Took her to the place we were gonna make love
Waitin' like "Dude are you done throwin' up?"
Now I got this hottie in a porta-potty
In the handicapped stall like we're retarded
With the door closed and the slider red (knock knock)
"Gavin leave, I'm gettin head!"
He said "Hunter Hunter are you inside?"
Stop it man, she's starti n' to cry
She ran away and I don't know why
But my balls bluer than summer sky
I got
Liquor in my lemonade, it's a good time
I got girls on my mind cuz it's Rodeo time
Police on my back like I commited a crime
I got girls on my mind cuz it's Rodeo time
Losin' my buzz man hand me a mickey
Let's get drunk on the way to mc dickey's
Cuz cops linin' up and I got a little hunch
There's gonna be a fight over at the one punch
Now all the kids runnin' over to watch
Two roid monkeys wearin' Nike shocks (f*ckin shocks)
If you hate on this you can suck my cock
'Cuz Rodeo, you f*ckin' rock
My momma said I shouldn't Rodeo no no no, but
Round 2 I go and round 3 I go (round 3!)
My friends all said they wouldn't Rodeo no no no, but
Round 2 they go and round 3 they go, yeah
Liquor in my lemonade, it's a good time
I got girls on my mind cuz it's Rodeo time
Police on my back like I commited a crime
I got girls on my mind cuz it's Rodeo time
Liquor in my lemonade, it's a good time
I got girls on my mind cuz it's Rodeo time
Police on my back like I commited a crime
I got girls on my mind cuz it's Rodeo time