Vandals, The - Disproportioned Head Lyrics

If my body was twice the size it was,
Then I might look all right but I don't because
I've got a disproportioned head.

And the people they point and laugh at me,
And they tell me it's huge 'cause honestly,
I've got a disproportioned head.

Don't try to be nice and say,
"It's really not that big,"
'Cause I am well aware that you are lying...
About my head.

And it blocks out the sun like a parasol,
And I'm walking around like a Dodger doll,
'Cause I've got a disproportioned head.

And I can't make it better with surgery,
So I'm stuck with this skull that the world can see,
I've got a disproportioned head.

Don't try to be nice to be because you think I'm near,
I'm across the street and I can hear you.
Don't offer advice to me
Of hats--it's all been tried,
They don't really make them in my size.

And I can only fit in convertible cars,
And my mom has a three-foot cesarean scar,
'Cause of my disproportioned head.

And I'd go ahead and end it now,
If I could fin a noose that would fit around
My huge, disproportioned head.

I've got a disproportioned head,
I've got a disproportioned head!