The Vibrators - Flying Duck Theory Lyrics

You're so so common
You're so semi-detached
You never see no point
You don't ever relax
You get your instructions from a voice on the radio

You look out your window
Stare at the door
There's three flying ducks
Nailed to the wall
Pay an anesthetic from a voice on the radio

The Flying Duck Theory is all very well
But it's hard to keep your head in and dispose the whole world

The kids are screaming
They want their mom
The old man's been drinking
He wants a bit of fun
Music to screw by from a tune on the radio

Oh what's in the future?
What's in it for you?
Read another [?]
It's something to do
A [?] advice from a voice on the radio

The Flying Duck Theory is all very well
But it's hard to keep your head in and dispose the whole world

Look out your window
Stare at your door
Those three flying ducks are
Still nailed to the wall
Paying anesthetic from a voice on the radio

The Flying Duck Theory is all very well
But it's hard to keep your head in and dispose the whole... [x2]
But it's hard to keep your head in and dispose the whole world