[Originally by The Yobs]
"C" is for your little clit when I go down beneath.
"H" is for your pubic hair that sticks between my teeth
"R" is for your rectum that
"I" f*ck with my dick
Christmas comes but once a year
and makes me f*cking sick.
"S" is for your shitty asshole, clinkers 'round your bum
"T" is for your massive tits that make me want to cum
"M" is for masturbation, when you're not here with me
"A" is for the agony of catching your vd
"S" is for the syphilis that rots away my prick
Christmas comes but once a year
and makes me f*cking sick.
"S" is for the syphilis that rots away my
Ding-dong merrily along
The chapel bells are ringing
Ding-dong merrily along
My f*cking balls are swinging.
Whoa, whoa whoa whoa ...
Whoa, whoa whoa whoa ...
The chapel bells are ringing.
Whoa, whoa whoa whoa ...
My f*cking balls are swinging!
The Vandals - C-H-R-I-S-T-M-A-S Lyrics
The Vandals - C-H-R-I-S-T-M-A-S Lyrics
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[Originally by The Yobs]
"C" is for your little clit when I go down beneath.
"H" is for your pubic hair that sticks between my teeth
"R" is for your rectum that
"I" f*ck with my dick
Christmas comes but once a year
and makes me f*cking sick.
"S" is for your shitty asshole, clinkers 'round your bum
"T" is for your massive tits that make me want to cum
"M" is for masturbation, when you're not here with me
"A" is for the agony of catching your vd
"S" is for the syphilis that rots away my prick
Christmas comes but once a year
and makes me f*cking sick.
"S" is for the syphilis that rots away my
Ding-dong merrily along
The chapel bells are ringing
Ding-dong merrily along
My f*cking balls are swinging.
Whoa, whoa whoa whoa ...
Whoa, whoa whoa whoa ...
The chapel bells are ringing.
Whoa, whoa whoa whoa ...
My f*cking balls are swinging!
"C" is for your little clit when I go down beneath.
"H" is for your pubic hair that sticks between my teeth
"R" is for your rectum that
"I" f*ck with my dick
Christmas comes but once a year
and makes me f*cking sick.
"S" is for your shitty asshole, clinkers 'round your bum
"T" is for your massive tits that make me want to cum
"M" is for masturbation, when you're not here with me
"A" is for the agony of catching your vd
"S" is for the syphilis that rots away my prick
Christmas comes but once a year
and makes me f*cking sick.
"S" is for the syphilis that rots away my
Ding-dong merrily along
The chapel bells are ringing
Ding-dong merrily along
My f*cking balls are swinging.
Whoa, whoa whoa whoa ...
Whoa, whoa whoa whoa ...
The chapel bells are ringing.
Whoa, whoa whoa whoa ...
My f*cking balls are swinging!