ViolentLather - Spit Happens Lyrics

In the yard, there's a squirrel named Jack
Sneakin 'round, always looking back
Tip-toe quiet, he's on the prowl
But the owners see him and start to scowl
Chig, chig, cheep, cheep, cheep
Cheep, chick, chick, chitter, chitter
Spit on the squirrel, splat on his head
Poor little Jack wishes he was in bed
Owners on the deck, they hock up a loogie
Jack shakes it off, but it's always so gooey
Jack's on a mission, searching for some nuts
But every time he gets close, they interrupt
A quick glance up, and it's too late
Another loogie flies, sealing his fate
Chig, chig, cheep, cheep, cheep
Cheep, chick, chick, chitter, chitter
Spit on the squirrel, splat on his head
Poor little Jack wishes he was in bed
Owners on the deck, they hock up a loogie
Jack shakes it off, but it's always so gooey
Jack's had enough, he wants to cry
He looks up and just yells at the sky
But, poor Jack, his luck went south
Cause he just got some in his mouth
Chig, chig, cheep, cheep, cheep
Cheep, chick, chick, chitter, chitter
Spit on the squirrel, splat on his head
Poor little Jack wishes he was in bed
Owners on the deck, they hock up a loogie
Jack shakes it off, but it's always so gooey
So if you see Jack sneaking around
Snork something up, don't swallow it down
Jack's gotta make sure he's not nappin'
Cause around this house, spit happens