The Vlog Dankers - The Quarantine Song Lyrics

I've been stuck inside my house
For I don't know how long
I pass along the hours while I'm scrollin' through my iPhone
I stop and watch, while the clock goes "tick tock"
I'm burnin' all my brain cells while I'm scrollin' through TikTok
My rhymes are fat
Like my belly since quarantine and if were talkin' diet Oreos are the majority
My abs are flabs, and my sleep schedule is wack
Got a zoom at 3:30 but I can't get off my (Woah)
Hasn't been toilet paper at the store for many weeks
So instead I use my homework when I'm wiping down my buttcheeks
Facetime calls, got me feelin' awful lonely
Got to keep my social distance but I really miss my homie

You are listening to The Quarantine Song
So feel free to sing along
If you miss your bros
You want them back
You're bored at home, and all you do is snack
You are listening to The Quarantine Song
Just stay at home, and it won't be long
Just listen to this rap it'll be okay
The Dankers got your back, and we're here to stay

I been laying in my bed while I'm pondering existence
Same thing everyday, but don't call this persistence
What is life about
Feeling no meaning at all
Spending every single hour just staring at the wall
I'm gazing out my window as the clouds bring in the rain
Is this really that bad or is it all inside my brain
I've been stuck inside my mind it's got my feeling really distant
Boredom getting to my I'm in need of some assistance
Wake up, fall asleep, dreaming of vacations
Endlessly checking the snap for no notifications
Doritos for my breakfast, and Sour Patch for lunch
I don't know what my bros doing but I think I have a hunch
He's got a broken heart too
What else could you expect
Cause he only sees his homie when the Facetime connects

Listening to The Quarantine Song
Coronavirus is going strong
We've got to flatten the curve, and wear a mask
Put on your gloves, and avoid contact
You are listening to The Quarantine Song
You can isolate yourself, all day long
Just wash your hands, and please stay safe
We know you can, self isolate

Wake up, 6pm that's the norm for me
And if I had a wish, man I'd wish I could be free
Quarantine is trash man I just want it to end
But above all of that I just want to see my friend
Maybe it ain't so bad
This could be pretty cool
I could organize my closet and my desk drawers too
With all this free time the possibilities are endless
Corona crossed the line and together we can fight this
I could be sad, but I put on a happy face
Surely I'm not the only one I know you can relate

You are listening to The Quarantine Song
Coronavirus is going strong
We're six feet apart
And staying clean
Together at heart
Avoid COVID-19
You are listening to The Quarantine Song
Coronavirus is going strong
We've got to flatten the curve, and wear a mask
Put on your gloves, and avoid contact

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