Da, that is one cold alligator
Cold alligator, lies behind my back
Somebody stop him, before he attacks
This is to my haters, and everything they said
I'll see you later, unless you're dead
I thought it was over, now it's coming back
But it's never over, it keeps coming back
Like a cold alligator, coming from a lake
Come and ask me later, cause I'm half awake
(Erm, what the sigma)
Cold alligator, in the sun
You knew this song was coming
Oh wait, it's only just begun
Talking to a crocodile, who is with an alligator
I would call that hella sus
So see you later, alligator
(She's a wet towel)
(Sigma, Sigma, Sigma)
(Gas station puddle)
Thought this was a normal song
Well you are wrong
I heard a crow caw, caw
Heard it go huak twah (spit on that thang)
Big Chungus was my ex
Extra large with a triple X
Please don't eat me, I don't taste good
Used to be a crystal queen, now she's a crystal wiener
The glass is getting gweena'
Okay, that's enough from me
Bend over so I can clap your cheeks
Wait, that's not what I mean
Don't let them touch you inappropriately
(Erm, what's the sigma)
Cold alligator, in the sun
You knew this song was coming
Oh wait, it's only just begun
Talking to a crocodile, who is with an alligator
I would call that hella sus
So see you later, alligator
I ain't no hot crocodile
I'm just the Voice Of the Darkness
Trust me, I ain't no liar
Old McDonald had a gator
Abracadabra, call me Potter
I just got a Bot'le ' O' Wa'er
This song is straight up trash
So see you later, alligator
(See you later, alligator)
(Ooh, voice of darkness)