Ween - The Fruit Man Lyrics

The Fruitman sold the guava to the black man

the blackman peeled the skin with the *railvan*

a juiceman took a stand with the fruitman and dey cook up de fish bought in fish from the ocean




de fishman sold an axe to the oldman

a chinaman caused a scene with the blackman

accused him of selling fish dat was frozen

de black man yelled at the chinaman: "it is not broken.  it is not frozen.  dis fish it was just caught in de ocean.  i do not steal.  do not breathe another sound.  or i will take back de fish and return it to de ocean"




de fruitman consoled the blackman

de boatman explained to de chinaman

and it was dark.  really dark with the sun down.

and de fish dey swam, dey swam in the ocean.






[Thanks to elwes for adding these lyrics]