Wee Sing - The Limerick Song Lyrics

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Aye-aye-aye-aye,
In China they never grow chilly,
So sing me another verse that's worse than the first verse,
Make sure that it's foolish and silly.

A canner exceedingly canny,
One morning remarked to his granny,
"A canner can can anything that he can,
But a canner can't can a can, can he?"

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A tutor who tooted the flute,
Tried to tutor two tooters to too,
Said the two to the tutor, "Is it tougher to toot
Or to tutor two tooters to toot?"

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A certain young fellow named Beebee
Wished to marry a lady named Phoebe.
"But," he said, "I must see what the minister's fee be,
Before Phoebe be Phoebe Beebee."

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