Weird Al Yankovich - Rice rice baby Lyrics

rice, rice baby

rice, rice baby



alright stop, grab a table and a menu

ice is back in his oriental venu

hungry, for a little chop sui

i want chinese , not hong kong fui

you know what you want

yo, cant decide

colum a, colum b

i like fried

barbeque spare ribs

my fingers im licken'

waiten' for the course

kung pow chicken

spicey

i mean hot like a stir fry

if you cant take it

order moo goo guy

pan

means chicken and mushroom

and while your on the soup

the food is here to soon

no substitute and betcha get hot tea

but you get

they say vegetable

but that means snow pea

if i get dessert

yo i deserve it

check out the chow while the waiter serves it

rice, rice baby

rice rice baby

your eating sweat and sour

but you will be hungry in less then an hour

use chop sticks it dont, it dont matter

fingers were made for a poo poo platter

egg rolling

with foo young

my dinner is cooking like connie chung

noodles on standby

chow mein nearby

eggdrop

no im a wonton soup guy

soy sauce

hot mustard smokin

my plate is clean

and my fortune cookie broken

bustin a bite of mongolian beef

get a mint toothpick for my

teethtakeout leftover low mein

if i eat any more i'll have a wait gain

if i get dessert yo i desserve

check out the chow while the waiter serves it

rice,rice baby

rice, rice baby

yo man lets get out of here

tip tip the waitress

rice rice baby to go

rice rice baby to go