Wrestling - Freestyle-Smackdown 2003-06-05 Lyrics

Yo yo yo yo. All this talk. All this Cruiserweight this. This Rey Mysterio this. This Matt Hardy that.



These flyin’ cruiserweights don’t deserve a second look

It’s like watching the Haiti Kid beat up on Lord Littlebrook

And they are so light in the pants they should be called transvestites

I got more hits on the mike than free porno websites

I got kids carvin’ double horns on their bathroom stalls

I ain’t in this for the money, Lebron James took it all

And Chris Benoit? Yeha, you got fans, but I don’t respect you

The only Wolverine I see is in X-Men 2

And I beat up an preppy punk wearing Abercrombie & Fitch

I’ll sign his autograph first, then run away with his b----!