WWF - Pie-The Rock F Slick Rick Lyrics

[Intro: The Rock (Slick Rick)]

Hmm, mmm-mmm-mmm

You know The Rock's gonna tell you a little story

You ain't gonna believe it, but he's gonna tell you anyway

It's tough to be The Rock!

Ah-na-na, shut your mouth, no no

It really is! Even though The Rock is-

The Rock is the most electrifying man in all of showbiz

You see when The Rock gets too much, too much of the fame

And all the bright lights

He likes to kick back and have a slice of that unadulterated delight

(Welcome to Rick's bakery can I help -- wait a minute,

aren't you the famous Rock?)

Yeah, The Rock, the People's Champ in the house

What's happenin Slick? (Oh my God, hey, how you doing?

Guy, listen, you gotta take a picture with me before you leave, guy)

Whoa, whoa, whoa, The Rock don't wanna take pictures

The Rock just wants a piece of pie

You gotta any of that in this bakery?

(Oh, I got every kinda pie you can think of

I got strawberry pie, blueberry pie) Blueberry what?

(Apple pie...) Ah nah no no, whoa whoa whoa

Actually Slick, it doesn't matter what type of pie you have

Let The Rock tell you a little story, about pie...



[The Rock] (Slick Rick)

Drivin down south, though quickly aroused

When my car caught a flat, and then this old farm house

I hope somebody's home, takin a chance at it

Knocked on the door, and this fine chick answered

(You're The Rock!) Can I use your phone?

(I'm shakin, sure, if you try some of this pie I'm makin)

Daisy dukes shorts on, five foot stood

Said sure, what the heck, I mean it did smell good

(So when she caught Rock in the kitchen, towards to rate her)

There's her grandmother, aunt and a Chinese neighbor?



[Interlude: The Rock]

Well The Rock is gonna tell you again

You see it's tough to be The Rock!

Yeah, The Rock knows, that might sound crass

Oh, and by the way

All you jabroni's in the locker room

You can all come kiss The Rock's ass!

Cuz you know after The Rock lays a smackdown

On some big fat ugly hermaphrodite!

The Rock needs a little distraction

And a slice sounds just right...



[Slick Rick] (The Rock)

The Rock's, thanks ladies, and more kind words

Grandmother said (Be polite, eat mine first

So I sat down, tried her, she looked quite glad

Had a strange tastin mold, but it wasn't so bad)

That's right (The Rock, havin pie in the country

Devoured, here's her aunt, and Stella was hungry)

That's all Rock said? (Bored, readin the paper

Til finally a plate of the next door neighbors

Dogged it down fast, cuz it really did please)

I mean it tasted so good, Rock was talkin Chinese!

(Ching-bang-wing-gon-aiiiii!! That good pie!)

Oh, that's the pie you was talkin about



[Outro: The Rock]

Oh yeah, The Rock knows the millions can smell it now

It's tough to be The Rock!

No, no, no, no, it really is

Because you all know, The Rock is the most!

Electrifying man in all of showbiz!

You see when The Rock gets too much, too much of the fame

And all the bright lights, he loves to kick back and have a slice

No, no, no, no, no, The Rock is gonna eat the whole damn pie!