Wait Wait - Fairy Godfather Lyrics

Temper tantrum tuesdays, the tradition is alive
In the tender architecture of a treaty with your mind
Cause when a stale strain of solitude settles down in your soul
A simple calculation tells you all you need to know
That you're alone in the universe like everybody else
All the better reason to keep that shit to yourself
But like a doctor who shows up to a house call in a hearse
You remind everybody that it can't always be worse

Meet me in the moonlight
Bring a sacrifice
Cemetery sweet talk keeps me up all night
I shake my fist at every void that's moved into my neighborhood

Make sense of the madness
Puzzle at the plot
Sneak into my daydreams
Only to be shot by car alarms and christmas cards
Undercover cops off duty

Discontinued children donate someone else's blood
Sitting on a jet ski waiting patiently for flood
They fall in love with the pharmacist and keep on falling ill
Stand in line for hours playing percussion with pills
You're a counter-service creature whose been forced to wait the floor
The world's smallest violin has really struck a chord
If the hostage situation has the best pizza in town
Then where can i catch stockholm syndrome before bonds come down?

Palm trees on the hellscape
Holograms and trash
Photogenic strangers want their money back
I'm banking on the poverty of gurus in the simulation

Picture me in pie charts, body parts and poems
Guts and aspirations, moments spent alone
With no one to police me here
I've left no sleazy stone unturned